Pat Doesn't Understand Economics
| Brandon: | Shit. Gold's value jumped a lot this morning. |
| Pat: | So I should buy gold? |
| Brandon: | No, it's in demand because of fear. It's a bet against the economy and most major currencies. |
| Pat: | I don't get it. I should buy gold? |
| Brandon: | No! I'm saying the currency you already own is losing its value. |
| Pat: | So I should get more? |